December 2010
101 posts
Black Swan
The movie is off the hook. I would elaborate and go into detail, but I’m still in awe. Especially the Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis “scene.”
Hot damn.
cream-puff asked: LOL thanks but i'm too tall for those whos shorter than me ofcourse
cream-puff asked: LOL thanks but i'm too tall for those whos shorter than me ofcourse
Jungle Bunny
It’s a racial epithet that should offend me, but I think the term “jungle bunny,” is absolutely hysterical. I wouldn’t take anyone seriously if they used that maliciously.
For the past week, I’ve been at the Jungle Warfare Training Center in Okinawa. The basic syllabus for the courses seemed simple enough, but there was no way to predict that terrain. In Iraq, three...
Overload
I’m overloading my queue right now for a couple reasons; I’m going to be gone for a few days, there’s a lot of ridiculous shit going through my head, and because I feel like it.
So far, I’m making progress on Gran Turismo 5 but I’m “kid’s mealin’,” so to speak. Because I’ve had things to do this weekend, I haven’t been able to...
Overload
I’m overloading my queue right now for a couple reasons; I’m going to be gone for a few days, there’s a lot of ridiculous shit going through my head, and because I feel like it.
So far, I’m making progress on Gran Turismo 5 but I’m “kid’s mealin’,” so to speak. Because I’ve had things to do this weekend, I haven’t been able to...
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I Play a Marine on TV
Not really, I actually get to play one in real life. Sometimes, the Marine Corps tells you that you cannot take days off because it needs you to teach subordinates how to survive in the jungle for three days.
You’re like, “man, that’s some ol’ bullshit.”
But the powers that be say some shit like, “we need a combat vet with your leadership and jungle training...
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I Play a Marine on TV
Not really, I actually get to play one in real life. Sometimes, the Marine Corps tells you that you cannot take days off because it needs you to teach subordinates how to survive in the jungle for three days.
You’re like, “man, that’s some ol’ bullshit.”
But the powers that be say some shit like, “we need a combat vet with your leadership and jungle training...
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Three Turn Ons
I really thought about how I was going to go about this post. Part of me wanted to simply be shallow and talk about physical attractiveness, and all the shit that won’t matter when I’m a senior citizen. But, I reconsidered…
1. When a woman knows how to be sexy. Ladies, I don’t care if you’re built like Natalie Portman or Jill Scott; work with what you’ve got...
*facepalm
“Now that I’m 26, I have to do something crazy.” “What?” “I’m going to Vegas… you down?” “No…” “Le-gal pro-sti-tu-tionnnnn!” “…we live in Japan.”
Four Turn Offs
1. Low self esteem. We all have our insecurities because none of us are perfect. I understand this. Nothing is more unattractive to me than a woman who isn’t comfortable with who the hell she is.
2. Hivemind. Be your own person. Don’t develop an opinion based on what your friends or family believe. This doesn’t just apply to relationships, but to political and social matters as...
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Christmas
Christmas
adrianlexus:
just isnt popping no more
That tends to happen when you become an adult. Although, you can enjoy the simple shit. I’m drinking, playing GT5 (B-Spec for easy money), and trolling people online.
Also, boobs. Merry Christmas.
Six Things I Wish I'd Never Done
I’m not sure what the statute of limitations are on some of the crimes I’ve committed in life, so we’re just going to assume that I haven’t committed any at all. I must be vague on a few of these, but if you know me well enough, you know what I’m talking to.
1. I probably should not have reenlisted. This isn’t because I dislike the Marine Corps because I love...
Seven Things That Cross My Mind a Lot
1. AE86. If I haven’t beat the dead horse enough, you should already know what my favorite car is.
2. Cameras. I want a Nikon D3S. I want a Nikon FM3A. I want a Leica M9. This crosses my mind quite often.
3. Sex. Yes, I think about sex a lot. It really doesn’t take much to trigger my curiosity. If I find a woman attractive and I don’t view her as family, then I’ve...
Seven Things That Cross My Mind a Lot
1. AE86. If I haven’t beat the dead horse enough, you should already know what my favorite car is.
2. Cameras. I want a Nikon D3S. I want a Nikon FM3A. I want a Leica M9. This crosses my mind quite often.
3. Sex. Yes, I think about sex a lot. It really doesn’t take much to trigger my curiosity. If I find a woman attractive and I don’t view her as family, then I’ve...
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Eight Ways to Win My Heart
Some of these may seem trivial and superficial, but ladies, trust me when I say this, I will fall for any of these eight things every single time.
1. Share my passionate love for the AE86.
2. My grandmother would always say, “the easiest way to shut your man up is if you can cook him a good meal without effort.” Well, the old bat is right. If a woman can throw down in the kitchen,...
driftcraze asked: you are one lucky man. my grandparents come to cali every few months from mexico, so they bring me the cubans haha. they know which ones are the fake ones. i have a collection of cigars
Fucking Classy
You know that old saying, “good girls like bad guys?” Apparently that can be appropriate for good guys that like bad girls. I don’t consider myself to be a good guy at all. And if you can justify me being one of the good ones, it’s all in your perception of me. My past and occasional misdeed lead me to believe that I may not be a good person at all; just a bad guy trying...
Fucking Classy
You know that old saying, “good girls like bad guys?” Apparently that can be appropriate for good guys that like bad girls. I don’t consider myself to be a good guy at all. And if you can justify me being one of the good ones, it’s all in your perception of me. My past and occasional misdeed lead me to believe that I may not be a good person at all; just a bad guy trying...