Fuck sinus infections.
Nujabes - Arurian Dance
I’m going to cook an entire pack of bacon and devour it by my lonesome. If you doubt my abilities to cook and eat this much swine, you underestimate me greatly.
I am Jack’s smirking revenge.
Save Our Black Asses
An acquaintance stumbled upon my tumblr. He asked what was so different about tumblr, as opposed to my other blogs/sites. I simply told him that it was my usual thought process. The douchebag then asks, “so all you think about is girls and cars?” Yes.
I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was older. Now I’m older and this...– (via curiousgirl) Although, I would never give up my freedom to drive.